Tube of Cheese

Tried on the skinny jeans again - just can't help myself...

I know what my lower half looks like in them.

Remember in the 80's you could get cheese in a tube? I guess it was similar to Cheeze Whiz, but it came in a tube. I actually don't know if it's still on the market, but that's the last time I remember it. Mom had a pension for buying weird & wonderful edible concoctions which were most likely based on dares.

Actually, my lower half is like a Liverwurst Tube http://www.karlehmer.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=43 - mmmm.

Here's to fat spilling everywhere - I may spread some on a cracker.